Understandabull
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
This is a bomb in a bull.
He didn't play well with udders.
Understand bull
A cow-culator! (Cue groans)
A bull smiles when you milk it.
A bull.
He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
A steak-out!
Bull the chain when your done!
Play with others.
A full bull!
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
They steer them!
Because he was smooooooooth
Take away his credit card.
A mat'o'gore.
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
In his beef case!
I can't get pasteurize.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
It takes longer to milk the bull.
He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
Hamburger!
I'm not scared when the bull charges
They always bomb the punchline!
E V E R Y W H E R E
Just kidding, I ran over it.
Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
A rooster!
E-I-E-I-O.
They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!
The 45th President of the United States of America.
I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"
For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".
Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3
Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes
Bull dozer
A bull-dozer.
