Understandabull
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
This is a bomb in a bull.
He didn't play well with udders.
Understand bull
A cow-culator! (Cue groans)
A bull.
He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
A steak-out!
Bull the chain when your done!
Play with others.
A full bull!
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
They steer them!
Because he was smooooooooth
Take away his credit card.
A mat'o'gore.
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
In his beef case!
I can't get pasteurize.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
Hamburger!
I'm not scared when the bull charges
A bilingual chicken
Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na
It was for the grater good.
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
A mistake
Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
Your Mother.
An udder disaster.
It was an explosive success
A pit bull in a kindergarten
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
