Understandabull
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
This is a bomb in a bull.
He didn't play well with udders.
Understand bull
A cow-culator! (Cue groans)
A bull smiles when you milk it.
A bull.
He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
A steak-out!
Bull the chain when your done!
Play with others.
A full bull!
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
They steer them!
Because he was smooooooooth
Take away his credit card.
A mat'o'gore.
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
In his beef case!
I can't get pasteurize.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
It takes longer to milk the bull.
He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
Hamburger!
I'm not scared when the bull charges
Everywhere.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
A millionheir.
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
Microwave.
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
Juan on Juan.
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
Steaks.
Because they are never well done.
He walked into a bar.
I'd like some H20 please.
A fetaphile
Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
A pit bull in a kindergarten
