Understandabull
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
This is a bomb in a bull.
He didn't play well with udders.
Understand bull
A cow-culator! (Cue groans)
A bull smiles when you milk it.
A bull.
He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
A steak-out!
Bull the chain when your done!
Play with others.
A full bull!
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
They steer them!
Because he was smooooooooth
Take away his credit card.
A mat'o'gore.
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
In his beef case!
I can't get pasteurize.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
It takes longer to milk the bull.
He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
Hamburger!
I'm not scared when the bull charges
A smile!
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
Because they are out standing in their field.
Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na
The steaks have never been higher
Amazon Prime.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.
A fjord
Cashews.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
Reservation reservation reservations.
Helephino.
You don't. You get down from a duck.
A pit bull.
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
