Understandabull
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Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
A hole in Juan!
They get BUCKED up!
This is a bomb in a bull.
He didn't play well with udders.
Understand bull
A cow-culator! (Cue groans)
A bull smiles when you milk it.
A bull.
He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
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It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
A steak-out!
Bull the chain when your done!
Play with others.
A full bull!
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
They steer them!
Because he was smooooooooth
Take away his credit card.
Pay him
A mat'o'gore.
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
In his beef case!
I can't get pasteurize.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
It takes longer to milk the bull.
He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
Shipped beef!
Hamburger!
I'm not scared when the bull charges
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.
A T-Bone!!!!
For the watch
Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
Billiards and Billiards
Klondike Bars
A cow that can milk itself!
You stop milking a cow after 150 years.
OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.
One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different
Because its not a Target.
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
A bullfighter!
