Understandabull
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
This is a bomb in a bull.
He didn't play well with udders.
Understand bull
A cow-culator! (Cue groans)
A bull smiles when you milk it.
A bull.
He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
A steak-out!
Bull the chain when your done!
Play with others.
A full bull!
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
They steer them!
Because he was smooooooooth
Take away his credit card.
A mat'o'gore.
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
In his beef case!
I can't get pasteurize.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
It takes longer to milk the bull.
He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
Hamburger!
I'm not scared when the bull charges
It was an explosive success
Then I frown & order the soup.
Cuz it was charged with electricity.
A pit bull.
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
There are no videos of Mike Tyson.
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
A Finnish line.
You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's
This joke...
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Everywhere.
Urine trouble!
A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.
