Understandabull
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
This is a bomb in a bull.
He didn't play well with udders.
Understand bull
A cow-culator! (Cue groans)
A bull.
He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
A steak-out!
Bull the chain when your done!
Play with others.
A full bull!
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
They steer them!
Because he was smooooooooth
Take away his credit card.
A mat'o'gore.
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
In his beef case!
I can't get pasteurize.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
Hamburger!
I'm not scared when the bull charges
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
E V E R Y W H E R E
Linoleum Blownapart
The guy gets fierious.
Bob
It was an explosive success
An issue.
Wind O's
Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
Because in charge Yoda was.
