What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Botox and Borax?

Two letters.

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!