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What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

One's a phony buck.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

Who's there! Bull! Bull who?

Bull the chain when your done!