Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

South Jokes More South Jokes

What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

Good Sandwich Jokes More Good Sandwich Jokes

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.