What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou