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What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

What would be a good dating site for rednecks?

MyHeritage.com