What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

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What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating