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What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

3 Inch Jokes More 3 Inch Jokes

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah?

About 3 inches