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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

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How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused?

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)