How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused?

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.