How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lightbulb What lightbulb

Previous Random Joke Next

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.