If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.
Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!