How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5