How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun

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How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

What is my dentist's favorite indie band?

Fluoride and the Machine