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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

How do you get a drummer off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)