How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

The defendant.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM