Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

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Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.