Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

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Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.