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Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.