What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Solo Jokes More Solo Jokes

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Chewie Jokes More Chewie Jokes

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.