What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Solo Jokes More Solo Jokes

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Chewie Jokes More Chewie Jokes

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!