What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

What was wrong with Han Solo's "Hanburgers"?

They were really Chewie!

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What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee