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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who runs the 100 acre wood website?

Www.innie the pooh.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Solo Jokes More Solo Jokes

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

Chewie Jokes More Chewie Jokes

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

What was wrong with Han Solo's "Hanburgers"?

They were really Chewie!

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"