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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

Faint

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Solo Jokes More Solo Jokes

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

Chewie Jokes More Chewie Jokes

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.