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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Solo Jokes More Solo Jokes

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

Chewie Jokes More Chewie Jokes

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What was wrong with Han Solo's "Hanburgers"?

They were really Chewie!

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.