What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Solo Jokes More Solo Jokes

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Chewie Jokes More Chewie Jokes

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee