What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the Olympic Games?

To be put out.

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What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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A rebel without applause.

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

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I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

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They were really Chewie!

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They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you