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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

They go sharkers!

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What did the handicapped racecar driver say?

I have no Hans

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

What do you call a giant squid who runs a tow service in Indonesia?

A Kraken-towa!

Solo Jokes More Solo Jokes

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Chewie Jokes More Chewie Jokes

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...