Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...