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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Solo Jokes More Solo Jokes

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank