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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

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How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Power Tool Jokes More Power Tool Jokes

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.