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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

Lol

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in One Direction?

Jail break.

Home Depot Jokes More Home Depot Jokes

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.