What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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They can't guard their towers.

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

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How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

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They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

Power Tool Jokes More Power Tool Jokes

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools