They can't guard their towers.
Gotta go fasting!
Because they lay out in the sun so much
The ultrasound people.!!
In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke
Professor + I'm sorry..
But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!
Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one
They Duckerate cookies....lol...
Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!
ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!
Because it was Elise
Lol
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same
NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there
Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.
Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)
United States: Lol, we made it up.
They both have Sandy Claws.
Why you always lion
Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
They both lie about their emissions.
A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...
Pounce...
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
A Yamahahahaha.
Leave the plunger in the pot.
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Most weddings happen in June.
June, July, and August.