They can't guard their towers.
Gotta go fasting!
Because they lay out in the sun so much
The ultrasound people.!!
In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke
But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!
They Duckerate cookies....lol...
Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!
ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!
Because it was Elise
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same
NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there
Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.
Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)
United States: Lol, we made it up.
Because they are missing two towers.
Guard: He went through the entrance.
For playing wom
Because they kept falling through his hands.
Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW
A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
I mean let me see your license
Because his parents are vegetables.
HYATT
They can't croco-dial the phones.
