They can't guard their towers.
Gotta go fasting!
Because they lay out in the sun so much
The ultrasound people.!!
In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke
Professor + I'm sorry..
But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!
Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one
They Duckerate cookies....lol...
Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!
ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!
Because it was Elise
Lol
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same
NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there
Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.
Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)
United States: Lol, we made it up.
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.
Ali
I think it's because usually the punchline is too long
You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.
Second gear.
Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.
They both ride bikes and are on a mission.
F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
You Pokémon.
A sentrypede.
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.