Gotta go fasting!
Because they lay out in the sun so much
The ultrasound people.!!
In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke
A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!
They Duckerate cookies....lol...
Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!
Because it was Elise
NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there
Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.
The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.
Woofleball
Their mouth is moving.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Mine is Bruce Jenner
Your dentist.
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
They can't croco-dial the phones.
The ghoulscorer.
Gotta go fast!
Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
Because they're shellfish
