Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

Why did the skeleton not go to his prom?

He had noBODY to go with.

What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs?

Because get off at different times.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.