Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
They could be stalking you!
Because people are dying to get in.
Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it!
I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.
There's a clock on the stove.
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.
Because it had nobody.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
AP Flour
Change the drinking age to 25
Have I got an ax to grind with you.
Some adults like lawyers.
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
