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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.

Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

She got Holm schooled told me to go here.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=6-RfZDiayDI

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.