Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
This.
Turn off the carousel.
Because I always get weird stairs
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
Because it had nobody.
Change the drinking age to 25
Flossless compression!
13 blackberries and 5 apples
You'd spill your drink.
