Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need a backup.

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

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He was a rough rider!

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.