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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What the heck?

Who are those people up there

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Why did the skeleton not go to his prom?

He had noBODY to go with.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection