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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

Denim denim denim!

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

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What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!