Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the most slippery country?

Greece.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.