Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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Whos there" Allah Allah who?

Allahwho akbar

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving.. **The cops**

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus