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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

How do boats apologise?

S ry!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.