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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry