How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb

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How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb