How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb

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Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.