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Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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Christopher Reeve Jokes More Christopher Reeve Jokes

What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkin?

Christopher Reeve.

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Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

Me stops jumping: You would have said no

Landlord Jokes More Landlord Jokes

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."