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Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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Christopher Reeve Jokes More Christopher Reeve Jokes

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

Landlord Jokes More Landlord Jokes

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."