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Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkin?

Christopher Reeve.

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.