Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."