Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

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Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

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Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."