How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.