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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What happened to the cold jellyfish?

It set!

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!