How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!