How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!