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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!