How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue