How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!