How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

What is your favorite holiday?

Chihuahua: Howloween!