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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What do you call a gigolo you don't pay?

A Free Willy.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!