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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette?

Yours.

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

00 Jokes More 00 Jokes

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata