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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What's the difference between a green lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.

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What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU