Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.