Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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How do you pay for incense?

In cents

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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What do you call a James Bond film about a calculator?

Casio royale

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata