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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

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Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU