What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

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What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

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What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics!

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.