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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Who's there! Buster! Buster who?

Buster tire can I use your phone!

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.