What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

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What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."