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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

Why couldn't I call back a Bernie Sanders volunteer?

Because they were using a Berner Phone.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics!

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'