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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin