What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

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What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.