What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

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What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

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What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics!