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How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

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Where do Bees use the bathroom?

At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.