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How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

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What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use?

Oral-

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What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.