How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.