How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

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What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

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What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.