Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
There's more geese on that side.
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
May I take your order?
An order for two large plains.
Still waiting to hear back from an admin.
I'll take you clothes shopping right now".
Cheque, mate!
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
