How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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They'll tell you.

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What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"