How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

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How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)