Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
Because they don't know what a full house is
Nobody knows.
Cus they are always stuffed.
An inj-oink-tion.
You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.