What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5