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What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

What burns longer, a red or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.