What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

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What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

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What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.