What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

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What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5