Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!