Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

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What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds!