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Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

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What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Break Clock Jokes More Break Clock Jokes

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.