What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

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Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet