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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license?

Homeless.

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He TANKED his campaign!

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What is a hippies favourite type of cigarette?

Yours

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Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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His daddy was really a mummy.

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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.