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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate