Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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Which tax haven is a daddy?

The Cayman Islands

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.