Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.