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Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!