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Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.