How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

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What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)