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How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused?

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's

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What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE