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How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

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What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

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What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.