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How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

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What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

R/Jokes