How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!