Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal

What was the Feminist's least favorite subject?

Trigger-nometry.

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"