Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

Whats a Feminist's favorite math subject?

Triggerednometry

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor