Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What do you call a starting indie dev?

No Game No Life

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that