So that you can tell them apart from feminists
Bob
To stop getting confused as feminists
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Because Americans use imperial unit system.
They can't handle the triggers.
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
Shear madness.
So they don't have hairballs!