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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.