Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg!" to actors?

If you said "tear an ACL!" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists