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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

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How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...