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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.