What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Iq Jokes More Iq Jokes

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.