What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

Iq Jokes More Iq Jokes

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.