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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

Pittsburg Steelers

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Iq Jokes More Iq Jokes

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

Her IQ goes up!