What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

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What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

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What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!