What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Binge Jokes More Binge Jokes

What do bulimic stone masons do?

Binge and parge.

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.