What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.