What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

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Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

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What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.