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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!