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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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Matt Jokes More Matt Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob