What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

Why don't you trust me?

She texted both the guys simultaneously.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.