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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

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Where did bob go during the explosion?

Everywhere.......

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!