What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?

Bob