Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

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Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Why do natives hate snow?

Cause its white and its on their land.

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Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail