Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

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Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Golf Club Jokes More Golf Club Jokes

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.