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Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

Golf Club Jokes More Golf Club Jokes

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.