Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Golf Club Jokes More Golf Club Jokes

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail