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Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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What's the best wood to make a golf club out of?

Taiga Wood

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!