What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that is a magician?

A Labara Cadabarador

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Mailbox Jokes More Mailbox Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.