What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFOs.

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

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What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

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Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Mailbox Jokes More Mailbox Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.