What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Mailbox Jokes More Mailbox Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.