Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

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What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

A beer-a-cuda!

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; Avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"

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Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation