Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

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Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes