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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Chocolate Milk Jokes More Chocolate Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes