Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

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Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

How do we know that Batman is black?

He can't go anywhere without Robin'

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"

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What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.