Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

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Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

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Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.