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What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.