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What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.