What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)