Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre