What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

What's yellow and flashes?

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A spelling bee!

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Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

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Because they're so good at it.

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t