What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

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What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.