How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.