How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room.

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet