How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

Me stops jumping: You would have said no

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.