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How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

How many babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends how hard you can throw them.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...