How do elephants smell?

Really bad.

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What did the elephant say to the famous detective?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock!

Why are elephants gray?

So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it.

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the Frog's finger