How do elephants smell?

Really bad.

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

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Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.