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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.