What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

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Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one tale.

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

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What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?

Puff pastry!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)