What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

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What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.