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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!