What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.