What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

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What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.