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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

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What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

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Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.