What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out