What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

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Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

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What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.

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What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

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Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

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What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.