What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard?

Per Ejemplo.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

Computer Virus Jokes More Computer Virus Jokes

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!