What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

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What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?

Radio waves!

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard?

Per Ejemplo.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

Computer Virus Jokes More Computer Virus Jokes

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.