What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.

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What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Computer Virus Jokes More Computer Virus Jokes

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.