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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

Computer Virus Jokes More Computer Virus Jokes

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.