Swedish Jokes

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard?

Per Ejemplo.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it.

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

Scar Jokes More Scar Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Phish Jokes More Phish Jokes

What is a computer scammer's favorite band?

PHISH

Finnish Line Jokes More Finnish Line Jokes

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!