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Swedish Jokes

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard?

Per Ejemplo.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

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Homeless

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

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A swallow

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Why did the Latino Eminem fail in the music business?

Because he had no compaDREs.

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Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

Nationality Jokes More Nationality Jokes

What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.