Swedish Jokes

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard?

Per Ejemplo.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big.

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

Good Example Jokes More Good Example Jokes

What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard?

Per Ejemplo.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.