Swedish Jokes

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

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What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard?

Per Ejemplo.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

Finnish Line Jokes More Finnish Line Jokes

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.