Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

He had to much baggage

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Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.