Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.