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Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

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What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

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Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.