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Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

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Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!

What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil