Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

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How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

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Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil