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Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.