Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.