Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

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Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!