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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.

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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...