What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

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Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.