What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave?

The Hip Replacement Guy.

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.