What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

What do sound engineers say when they leave?

Audios

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Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard?

Per Ejemplo.

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.