What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.