What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard?

Per Ejemplo.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.