April Sale - 20% Off

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard?

Per Ejemplo.

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

Swedish Chef Jokes More Swedish Chef Jokes

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

Scar Jokes More Scar Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.