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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.