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Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.