Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.