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Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Who's there! Chrysalis! Chrysalis who?

Chrysalis the cake for you!