Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Who's there! Chrysalis! Chrysalis who?

Chrysalis the cake for you!

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.