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Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.