Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.