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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

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Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..