Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.