Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

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What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

What do you call a rotten lamb chop?

Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad.