They don't want to be ostrich-sized!
It wanted to play squash.
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"
The bathtub.
Behind the plate.
You take away his food.
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
