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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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What is Somailias national dish?

An empty plate

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

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How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.