Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.